I love being British because the Monster Raving Loony Party is a legitimate political group
They’re from Yateley and my dad grew up there and used to drink in the pub that’s their headquarters :)
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Appearance
I have/had piercings besides the ears.I want piercings besides the ears.I have a scar.- I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.I have/want a tattoo.I can be self-conscious about my appearance.I have/had bracesI have more than two piercings.Embarrassment
Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.I’ve glued my hand to something.I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my noseI’ve had my pants rip in public.I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.Health
I’ve gotten stitches.- I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.
- I’ve had my tonsils removed.
- I’ve had my appendix removed.
- I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had chicken pox.Travel
- I’ve flown over the Pacific Ocean.
I’ve been to Florida.I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day.I’ve been on a plane.I’ve been to California.- I’ve been to Asia.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.- I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.
I’ve traveled cross country.- I’ve been to the Caribbean.
Experiences
I’ve gotten lost in my city.I’ve seen a shooting star.- I’ve wished on a shooting star.
- I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.I’ve slapped someone.I’ve kissed someone underwater.I’ve crashed a car.I’ve been skiing.- I’ve been in a musical.
I’ve auditioned for something.I’ve been on stage.I’ve caught a snowflake. on my tongueI’ve sat on a rooftop at night.I’ve pranked someone.I’ve ridden in a taxi.Honesty / Crime
I’ve been threatened to be arrested.I’ve broken a law.I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’tI’ve snuck out.I’ve lied about my whereabouts.I’ve cheated while playing a game.- I’ve been in a fist fight.
Death
I’m afraid of dying.I hate funerals.- I’ve seen someone/something die.
- Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
- I have attempted suicide.
- I’ve thought about suicide before.
I’ve made up scenarios of my death.- I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
- I’ve pretended to die.
Materialism
I own over 5 rap CD’s.I’m/have been obsessed with anime/manga.- I collected comic books.
I own a lot of makeup.- I own something from Pac Sun.
- I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on E-Bay.I own something from Abercrombie.Random
I can sing low key.- I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others easily.
I watch the news occasionally or always.- I constantly have a new obsession.
- I don’t like to kill bugs.
- I sing in the shower.
- I’m a morning person.
- I’m a sports fanatic.
I twirl my hair.I like to read.I care about grammar.- I love to spam friends.
- I read gossip magazines.
- I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
I can quote Mean Girls.I bake well.My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, purple, or orange.I would wear pajamas to school.- I like Miley Cyrus.
I laugh at my own jokes.- I eat fast food weekly.
I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class.I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.- I’m really ticklish.
I like white chocolate.I bite/used to bite my nails.I love watching tv.- I’m good at remembering names.
- I’m good at remembering dates.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
People
- ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.
..called me fat.- ..have said I’m skinny.
..have said I’m ugly...have said I’m pretty...have spread rumors about me...force me to eat.- ..say I eat too much.
- ..say I eat too little.
Eating
I’ve lost weight.I’ve gained weight.- I’m at my thinnest.
I’m at my biggest.- I’ve lost weight and kept it off.
I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.My weight affects my mood.I diet.- I’m vegan/vegetarian.
- I exercise.
- I’ve fainted from exhaustion.
Family
I’ve sworn at my parents.I’ve planned to run away from home before.- I’ve run away from home.
- I’m an only child.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want kids in the future.- I’ve had kids.
I have all brothers/sisters.- I’ve lost a child.
Relationships
- I’m engaged.
- I’m married.
- I’m single.
I’ve gone on a blind date.- I have/had a friend with benefits.
I miss someone right now.I have a fear of abandonment.- I’ve gotten divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back probably.Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.I’m a cuddler.I’ve been kissed in the rain.I’ve hugged a stranger.I’ve kissed a stranger.Bad times
I regularly drink.- I can’t swallow pills.
- I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.
- I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point.
- I have/had anxiety problems.
I shut others out when I’m upset.- I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.
- I have taken/take anti-depressants.
I’ve slept an entire day beforeI’ve plotted revenge.
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